Misato Katsuragi Appreciation
How do I even begin to explain Misato Katsuragi?
- Misato is awesome.
- She’s a sexy twenty-nine-year-old lady and a major in the Japanese military - and don’t test her on that, because she can and will bust a cap in some SEELE motherfucker’s ass when they try to invade NERV and start Third Impact.
- Misato puts up with living with Shinji and Asuka for twenty-six episodes, three movies and multiple spinoffs, goddamn. Could you do that? No, you couldn’t.
- (A side note: I love Shinji and Asuka too, their appreciation posts are coming.)
- She only sleeps with one person throughout the entire series, but people call her a slut because their tiny brains can’t handle the existence of such a free, fabulous bitch.
- Other people have cats and dogs? Misato has a penguin, because Misato gives zero fucks.
- Fun fact about the penguin: according to the manga, she rescued it from animal experimentation because she’s kind-hearted as fuck.
- Misato finds out the truth about Third Impact and does her best to stop it while everyone else is off fucking crying about their dead wives and moms.
- She’s got issues, but fuck it, this is Evangelion. We’re all mad here.
And if you write her off as a slut, you’re not worthy to lick the dirt off her sexyfine high-heeled boots. Bow.