"I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick!"

"No offense Dipper, but, you’re the sidekick."

"What, says who? Are people saying that?"

(Source: ninjashow)

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

(Source: ethiopienne)

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

Every song, we do at a different location. Under the bridge. Chinatown. Rowing boat in Central Park. Whatever happens, we record it.

We get arrested?

Keep rolling.

Begin Again (2014)
bitteroreo:

bruh….

bitteroreo:

bruh….

(Source: lalalere)

Do you understand, do you understand what it means when you have absolutely nowhere to turn?
—Fyodor Dostoevsky, from Crime And Punishment
Anonymous danny devito should have played larry tbh it would be a lot more believable

radioactivemongoose:

"i choose him. i choose larry"

ouroboner:

baby Sunbeam Snake

(Source: toki-yo-tomare)

princeconfetti:

If you haven’t listened to any of FEMM (Far East Mention Mannequin’s) and/or haven’t heard their song FxxK Boyz Get Money then i feel bad for you son.

I like killing people because it is so much fun. It is more fun than killing wild game in the forest, because man is the most dangerous animal of all. To kill something is the most thrilling experience. It is even better than getting your rocks off with a girl. The best part of it is that when I die, I will be reborn in paradise and all that I have killed will become my slaves. I will not give you my name because you will try to slow down or stop my collecting of slaves for my afterlife.

(Source: holy-batman)

twentyonescreens:

it’s okay to be

  • gay
  • bisexual
  • asexual
  • pansexual
  • straight
  • cis
  • trans
  • white
  • black
  • brown

it’s NOT okay to be

  • willow pape

entertainmentweekly:

Disney just released these 2, plus 8 more production photos from Into the Woods. 

I’m literally just sitting on the couch crying three days-worth of tears right now because I’m so exhausted and overwhelmed.

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage