I don’t want to be married, I just want to get married. I want to have a big me-centric party where I get to wear a princess dress and dance with a cute person I like.
Rottring 0.1 in a DinA4
a group of guys going out:
hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
a group of girls going out:
I’m sorry, Morty, it’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come. And I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back. So now we’re gonna have to go get more. And then we’re gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you’re gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don’t understand what’s important. And they’ll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you’re gonna be part of them. And together, we’re gonna run around, Morty. We’re gonna- do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We’re the only friends we’ve got, Morty. It’s just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty forever and forever. 100 years, Rick and Morty’s things. Me and Rick and Morty running around, and Rick and Morty time. All day long forever. All a hundred days. Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over, rickandmortyadventures.com. www.rickandmorty.com.www.rickandmortyadventures. All 100 years every minute, rickandmorty.com. www.100timesrickandmorty.com.
Pacific Rim Gag Reel + Charlie Smiles (｡♥‿♥｡)
France, France Revolution
Oh man, this game is impossible. The minute you think you’ve finally got a Republic going everything just falls to shit and you have to do the whole game all over again.
Don’t even get me started on the Bastille level.
Plot twist: Liam Neeson is kidnapped and his daughter has to save him
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
to the yes of her youth by Margaret Orr, 2013. Digital art.
The artist included a poem:
perhaps it is to feel strike
by e e cummings
perhaps it is to feel strike
the silver fish of her nakedness
with fins sharply pleasant, my
youth has travelled toward her these years
or to snare the timid like
of her mind to my mind that i
am come by little countries to the yes
of her youth.
And if somebody hears
what i say—let him be pitiful:
because I’ve travelled all alone
through the forest of wonderful,
and that my feet have surely known
the furious ways and the peaceful,
and because she is beautiful
"There are things you can’t fight - acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you’re in a Jaeger, you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win."
i hate small talk
tell me about how you jerk it to bee movie or how many bees u can shove up ur ass. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.